How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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