Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
the day after is always just damage control
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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