I'd wear matching sweaters with you
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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