Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I need to calm my uterus...
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Randomize
