i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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