what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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