Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
