Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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