That's when you crack a 10am beer
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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