first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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