I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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