Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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