There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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