Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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