Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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