Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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