It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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