i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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