No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
