We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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