I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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