Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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