Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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