i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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