He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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