I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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