My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
My breasts were aching with rage.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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