Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
why is half of my head shaved?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
