Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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