Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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