People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
God, I missed his penis.
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