Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
