I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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