yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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