bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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