It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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