quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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