It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Damn victory sex feels great
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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