I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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