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go home
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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