Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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