Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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