? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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