Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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