He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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