U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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