i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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