Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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