i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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