Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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